I Am This Murim's Crazy Bitch

Chapter 187: Dragon-Phoenix Assembly (1)

In any culture, the ruling class forms their own small society.

What this small society does is incredibly simple, and if expressed in the way of Qing’s homeland, it would be this:

Pulling up the ladder.

Because it’s an alliance to enjoy the power they tightly hold among themselves for thousands of years.

The Dragon-Phoenix Assembly can’t be free from such aspects either.

Isn’t it the best networking place where young people from prestigious families build friendships and become “us” together?

So naturally, not just anyone can attend the Dragon-Phoenix Assembly.

It’s not for nothing that the Ten Great Clans and Nine Great Sects know to invite and treat their disciples lavishly, it’s not free, the Dragon-Phoenix Assembly participation fee is included as a considerable share.

And days like today when they hold a grand banquet are the days to repay that debt.

Even though they rented out the entire seven-story building, quite a crowd had gathered.

Of course, it’s to provide ample seating since in Chinese banquet culture, people don’t stand around chatting.

Because China is a standing culture, people shouldn’t sit on the floor but pull up chairs to sit at tables.

“Wow, there are a lot of people.”

“Hmph. Just a bunch of nobodies. There’s nothing worth seeing on the first floor anyway.”

“Nanah. Can’t you speak a bit more nicely?”

Tang Nanah is not only the Blooming Poison Flower, an outstanding beauty, but also the daughter of the Tang Clan, rulers of Sichuan.

Of course, she was saying this while being the center of attention and interest as soon as they entered the building.

“Forget it. Come on, Qing’er, let’s go up.”

Tang Nanah pulled Qing along, arm in arm.

Qing pretended to give in and gracefully climbed the stairs with elegant steps.

As they went up to the second floor, people appeared who awkwardly greeted Tang Nanah.

Though no one decided it, the young people on the second and third floors were still youth from martial arts sects known in their local areas.

And from the fourth floor, youth from widely known famous sects took their seats.

It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say the real Dragon-Phoenix Assembly starts from here.

And as they climbed another floor, finally some familiar faces appeared.

“Oh, Sword Brother! Isn’t it Sword Brother!”

“Young Master Namgung. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Of course, we met yesterday, but since we only briefly greeted each other, I should say today is the day to properly meet and catch up.” R̃αΝȮᛒÈȿ

“Hmm? Isn’t it Sword Brother?”

“I have this womanly skill too, and I take it out occasionally so I don’t forget. Is it awkward?”

“You. With your face covered, I’d believe it even if you said you were someone else. To think you could even pretend to be a woman properly. Hmm, is it right? You’re the type of person who might send someone else to imitate you, Sword Brother.”

“Do you think everything becomes a statement when Young Master Namgung moves his tongue? Even dogs have tongues, you know?”

“I believe you. You must be Sword Brother.”

At this, Qing shook her shoulders and held out her sword.

Namgung Shinjae bumped sword sheaths and couldn’t hide his pleased smile.

“Yeah, right, is Changbin up there too?”

“Ah. Brother Changbin is on the fifth floor. Seems he went up to avoid the women.”

The fifth floor is usually used by the Azure Dragon Association, and the top floor is usually used by the Phoenix Association.

Of course, it’s not strictly set, so members of the Heavenly Martial Team can join regardless of gender.

But it doesn’t look good for a woman to be among only men, and vice versa, so it’s not easy to join unless you’re particularly close or in a relationship.

Of course, it’s easy for Qing.

Qing, with Tang Nanah who somehow looked displeased, climbed the stairs, and peeked at the fifth floor with just her veiled head poking out.

When Qing put her index finger to her lips towards the men who saw her, they all obediently pretended not to see.

And a loud voice speaking among the crowd:

“Ha, that’s why you don’t have a woman. Women, you see, the female heart, you know, it’s like a loach, if you try to gently grasp it, it slips right out of your hand. You have to grip it tight! Really tight to hold it in your hand, you understand?”

“Ooh, as expected of Brother Changbin. So, you’re saying I should push harder with Miss Yang?”

“Of course. I’m telling you, if a man pushes, a woman will open her heart somehow. Just grab her wrist and say, Let’s go! To a quiet, beautifully atmospheric place like the lakeside or garden!”

Qing approached Changbin stealthily with her index finger raised in front, taking light steps.

Everyone just pretended not to notice with mischievous smiles.

Unaware of the woman approaching from behind, Changbin continued talking, drunk on his own words.@@@@

“Just grab her shoulders and speak manly. Miss, please be my-“

“Oh my, isn’t this Daoist Master Changbin? Goodness, isn’t this the living legend who’s mastered the female heart, said to make women fall for him with just a glance?”

“Miss Ximen? You, you came of age this year?”

“Sword Brother? Coming of age?”

Namgung Shinjae interjected in surprise.

But since Qing didn’t grant permission, she just ignored him and continued teasing Changbin.

“I thought you’d gotten better, but you’re still confused about honorifics? Come on, relax, we’re friends regardless of rank, right friend?”

“How can I be relaxed in this setting...”

“Oh come on. Changbin, are you going to keep this up?”

“Hmm. I understand- I mean, I’ll do that.”

“Good. Have you been well? From what I heard earlier, you seem the same as ever. So what was it? That great confession that melts women’s hearts in one go.”

“Please become the mother of my child...”

“Hmm. Nanah, what do you think of this confession? If you heard it?”

Qing asked for the opinion of Tang Nanah, a real woman.

Tang Nanah’s evaluation was scathing.

“It’s totally stupid. It sounds like a man with a child looking for a second wife.”

It seemed quite good to me, but the local reaction was not good at all.

“Changbin, is that right?”

“Then how about ‘Please bear my child’...”

Although it was in a small voice, he had at least started talking, perhaps because they had traveled together.

It was such a surprising sight that even the Daoist members who were uncomfortable in front of elders opened their eyes wide and stared at Changbin.

“Hmm. The child part is a bit ambiguous. It’s still unclear whether it’s for a main wife or concubine.”

“You seem particularly sensitive to that?”

“Well, anyway, if I make a marriage agreement, I’ll become an adopted son-in-law. If that’s not the case and I go to the in-laws’ house, it absolutely has to be as the main wife.”

Then Namgung Shinjae interjected again.

“Miss Tang, since we have the opportunity to hear a woman’s evaluation, I too have something in my heart. How about this confession? I want to share swords with you until death. Keu, what a great line.”

Then Tang Nanah answered with an incredulous expression:

“What? If you share swords until death, isn’t that just a duel to the death? Are you looking for an enemy?”

“Oh my, this is why they say you can’t communicate with non-swordsmen.”

“What? Then why did you ask?”

“I see. My mistake. I apologize. I should have asked a female swordsman. What does Sword Brother think- Ah, yes, more importantly, Sword Brother came of age this year?”

This guy, was he secretly sensitive about age?

Qing answered with a gentle smile and sweet tone.

“How about choosing your words carefully? In case you’re going to say I look old.”

“No, I’m not that tactless. Hmm. Well, what does age matter in sword judgment? Sword Brother, how does this confession sound to you? Until death, share swords-“

“At first I thought it wasn’t bad, but after hearing Nanah’s words, now I can only think of it as a duel to the death. If you fight until one of you dies, it’s a duel to the death, right?”

“Indeed, after hearing it, I did have an ‘oops’ moment. Then hmm, yes, for a lifetime, I want to share swords for a lifetime. Oh. This is also a great line. Miss Tang, how about this time? It’s my best confession.”

“It’s better than a duel to the death. But does it have to be sharing swords? Is a sword some kind of token? To share swords?”

A token was something that was once popular, where a single ornament was divided into pieces and kept by each other.

It was used between lovers, and also often used by men who secretly kept mistresses and two households to give to their illegitimate children.

Then Sword Brother added more.

“Oh. That’s a good idea too. If we divide the sword and use it as a token of promise... hmm, that won’t work, if we divide the sword it becomes a half-sword, doesn’t it?”

“Indeed, a half-sword is a major issue. Besides, if you split a sword, you can never win.”

Qing nodded in agreement.

They say the fifth floor is done and the sixth floor is a resting place.

The seventh floor is where the women who are tired of men’s nodding, the Phoenix Association members, gather.

Since we’ve come this far, I might as well take a look around.

And honestly, I’m curious about what clothes the Blooming White Lily is wearing.

When I saw her briefly yesterday, that outfit was so desirable and good to look at.

Yesterday I couldn’t look closely because I had business with Gong Sonyeye.

Hmm, she’s probably wearing a deeply cut outfit again today?

Qing climbed the stairs with an excited, pounding /genesisforsaken