Chapter 542
Chapter 542
Chapter 542
"Wait once in a thousand years, wait once~~~" must be heard every summer vacation, making countless audiences remember the poignant love story of the beautiful woman in white, as well as the beautiful scenery of West Lake and Leifeng Pagoda.
Loki reluctantly followed the 'big troop' to the Leifeng Pagoda and stopped, chattering in his ears, as if hundreds of ducks were calling.
Under such circumstances, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, there is no mood to appreciate it.
At this moment, Loki felt as if ten thousand alpacas were galloping past, looking at the dinosaur girl who reached his chest in front of him, glaring angrily, as if he had done something unforgivable.Seeing the trembling of Dinosaur Girl's lips, at the moment of opening, Loki quickly squeezed others away like a savage orc and rushed out.
Amidst a group of scolding voices, there was a deafening shout like the roar of a lion: "There are perverts, molestation!!!"
However, no one clamored to catch the pervert, they all looked at the woman who shouted 'indecent' with black lines... the dinosaur.
"Aren't you still men, haven't you seen me being molested? Hurry up and catch the pervert!!!"
Looking at the girl... the dinosaur's teary eyes are like a delicate flower, and the men around have a feeling of beeping in their hearts. The peas on the face are full of yellow pus, and the big nose is like a garlic. The red lips looked like two sausages hanging from them.
Nima!With your face, is there still someone molesting you? !
"Ah~ the West Lake under the sunset really doesn't exist~"
"Yes, look, there is a pair of mandarin ducks paddling on the lake."
"Where is it? Just show me."
"Okay, let's go over there and see better."
……
"Did you know? In fact, Leifeng Pagoda was originally called Huangfei Pagoda, and the current name was changed by later generations."
"Oh?! It seems that you know a lot, brother. Why don't we go to the pavilion over there?"
"My favorite thing is to make friends, especially people who like to learn."
"Me too, no wonder we hit it off right away, why don't we have a good time?"
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go."
And then...then there's an empty space around the dinosaur.
Naturally, this was inevitably due to the ridicule of the audience in the live broadcast room. Looking at the screen full of "Master Luo, why do you have a bad taste", Luo Ji was so angry that his teeth were itching.
It is not allowed to send out large elves in the urban area, otherwise Loki would have been riding a fast dragon, relaxed and at ease.Thinking of the dinosaur girl and the strong body odor made his stomach churn, and Loki retched a few times.
'Black shirt and white lining': "Amazing, it's so soon (><)☆"
'Ao Xuan灬丨风丨': "Amazing, it turns out that Master Luo can give birth to children, I admire it ( ̄▽ ̄)~*"
Rocky: (╬ ̄dish ̄)
The baby is not happy, the baby is very upset, so...
"I'm really tired, let's stop here today." Loki said flatly: "The next stop is the magic capital, but the elves still need to recover, so we will take a short rest tomorrow and the next two days, then we will see you the day after tomorrow, bye .”
It’s a rare holiday. Many students in Party Guangzhou felt that they hadn’t seen enough. They tapped their fingers on the keyboard nimbly, halfway through typing a sentence, and the computer suddenly went black. In the blink of an eye, the screen displayed Panda TV's homepage.
"Wori!!!" Scenes of smashing keyboards appeared in Internet cafes in cities all over China, and then they were warned by the Internet cafe owner.
"It was you who broke my keyboard last time, and you, a keyboard 68, give me the money quickly."
"I..." A group of students looked at the boss who rolled up his sleeves and his face was full of flesh, and immediately forced a smile on his face and changed "fucking shit" into "I'll give you money", and obediently took out their wallets.
It was a joke with the audience, no one would take it seriously, and Rocky naturally wouldn't take it to heart.
He quit the live broadcast because he really couldn't stand the smell of body odor mixed with sweat and the eyes of passers-by.It may not feel like being squeezed in the crowd, but after Luo Ji left the West Lake Scenic Area, when he saw pedestrians walking past him, they all walked away with their noses covered and disgusted expressions on their faces, and his face suddenly turned red.If there is a crack in front of him, I believe he will get into it without hesitation, it is too shameful.
"Master, do so many people go to this West Lake every day?" Loki asked cleverly.
Hearing Loki's words, the taxi driver's wrinkled 'pimple' stretched out.Just like many local people, although they feel that there is nothing to see in their hometown, once people from other cities come to visit, they will proudly introduce the local scenic spots. The brother I saw said with a smile: "Yes, This time of year is the most crowded.”
In fact, Rocky doesn't care about this, he just doesn't want to be rejected by his brother and won't let him take the car.But now he can only pretend to be approving, and said with a thumbs up: "Indeed, the beauty of West Lake is well-deserved."
No one would be unhappy when someone praised his hometown. My brother looked at Loki with an approving expression of "you have eyes", and said with a smile, "Where are you going, young man?"
"Please send me to a better hotel." Loki pulled his clothes, pretending to be shy and embarrassed, and said, "I just walked around, and now my body smells too bad."
The elder brother nodded in understanding, and immediately said: "Don't worry, I will take you to a cheap hotel with a good environment."
"Okay, thank you." Loki nodded and smiled back.
The receptionist of the hotel should be a student who came out to work, so when he smelled Rocky's body, his small face immediately wrinkled, but he was afraid of being scolded by the manager, so he held back his steps back.
Looking at their tense little faces, Loki yelled 'Welcome' with a bland smile, and smiled wryly in his heart. He must not pick holidays when he goes to scenic spots in the future.
Thinking so in my heart, I quickened my pace and came to the front desk.Anyway, it is a 3-star hotel, and the receptionist at the front desk has also received professional training. Without frowning, he said with a bright smile, "Sir, how can I help you?"
Loki looked at the price list on the wall behind them, and immediately said: "Please give me a single room, I want to stay here for two people."
"Okay, sir, I'll handle it for you right away." Hearing that it was a customer, the receptionist smiled even brighter, took the money from Loki and said, "Sir, this is your room card, please keep it."
Loki took back his ID card and room magnetic card, said 'thank you', and walked quickly to the elevator.
The people in the elevator came out and asked about the disgusting smell on Loki's body. They all held their noses and walked away quickly. There was even an aunt who cursed and said some nasty words.
Loki naturally heard it, but crossing is almost like dying once. The so-called great enlightenment, coupled with the fusion of the original personality of this body, for such things, Loki will not be as violent as in his previous life.
I got into the elevator and pressed the 5th floor, found my room, opened and closed the door, then quickly took off my clothes, and took a hot shower.
Dear friends, I will write your names into the book. I am very sorry for causing trouble to everyone. If you don’t want to, you can leave a message.
Rocky: I was molested by Dinosaur Girl, so don’t vote for a monthly ticket to comfort me o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)
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