Global Elf

Chapter 0231 Only children make choices

To celebrate the joy of moving into a house, Cheng Lei immediately invited friends in Kyoto to come to the villa for a party (show off) and share the joy with them (show off). .

Guo Xuefu was working overtime again and had no time to reply to WeChat. She only sent him a busy emoticon and a photo of a garbage basket full of instant noodle buckets.

Cheng Lei took a look at the meat, vegetables and fruits in the kitchen, and stabbed Guo Xuefu's heart scarred by overtime work.

"Get out!" Guo Xuefu picked up the phone and shouted back.

Cheng Lei clicked on the voice button and was startled. He didn't dare to yell back. He continued to click on Shen Ling'er's profile picture and asked her if she was free.

"Monitor, I'm practicing in seclusion and I can't go there! I'll congratulate you in person when school starts in two days!" Shen Ling'er immediately replied.

"Retreat?" Cheng Lei looked suspicious, "Then why can you still chat?"

Shen Ling'er said sheepishly: "As we all know, seclusion means catching up on dramas behind closed doors."

This is called home!

Cheng Lei immediately sent an emoji of a home girl, and then the two began to compete for pictures.

Facts have proved that long-term seclusion will affect the ability to fight pictures. Shen Ling'er's emoticons are obviously outdated, and she is far more arrogant than Cheng Lei. She has no choice but to save the pictures while begging for mercy: "Humph, your pictures are very sexy, but It's mine now!"

Cheng Lei chuckled and called Deng Man and Wang Tao, and finally found two idle people. As soon as he heard that he could come to visit the villa, he immediately agreed and rushed to Kyoto University.

"Cheng Lei, I'm here!" Deng Man called and said, "There is a talisman array blocking the place. I can't get in."

Cheng Lei hurriedly opened the door and said happily: "You came so quickly. I was washing vegetables and didn't have time to cut them."

"You don't have to do it, leave it to me!" Deng Man said with a smile, "I heard that you have everything here. If you come here empty-handed and don't take anything, just let me cook for you!"

After saying that, without waiting for Cheng Lei to be polite, he walked into the kitchen and exclaimed: "It's great! This kitchen is so big! The tableware is also great."

With a model figure of nearly 1.8 meters, she couldn't stretch her arms and legs to cook in the small kitchen at home. Now when she saw that the kitchen in Cheng Lei's dormitory was thirty to forty square meters, she turned around happily and said with a smile: " In this kitchen, even if I’m not allowed to eat after cooking, I’m happy!”

"You like cooking?" Cheng Lei asked, walking over to chop vegetables.

"I do all the work at home." Denman summoned his three elves, the Fat Face Beast, the Night Dancer and the Mechanical Nurse, and drove Cheng Lei away. "You can go out. You can't even hold a kitchen knife, so don't cause trouble."

"Did you contract a new elf?" Cheng Lei looked at the mechanical nurse curiously, "Is it for the Chinese medicine course?"

The mechanical nurse is a slender female robot, wearing a slightly revealing nurse uniform. It is not the kind of regular hospital, it is more sexy, but because the exposed parts are all cold steel parts, it does not give rise to any 404 thoughts. .

"Yes, the course requires us to contract with various healing elves as much as possible." Dunman said with a smile, "The fat-faced beast is good at recovery, but not good at surgery, especially huge wounds, which require mechanical nurses to suture and heal. "

The mechanical nurse can not only perform surgical operations, but her hands turn into two scalpels, flying up and down like butterflies on the chopping board, emitting a shimmering cold light, and instantly cutting the potatoes into extremely fine shreds.

"Awesome!" Cheng Lei exclaimed, "Just looking at the clothes, I thought it came from a club, but looking at the knife skills, he is definitely an experienced chef!"

When the mechanical nurse heard what he said, she turned around and gave him a cold look with her mechanical eyes. Her gaze slowly moved downwards, which startled him immediately. He felt a chill under his crotch, as if the other person wanted to do something to him. Chicken removal surgery.

"Fuck you!" Dunman laughed, "The mechanical nurse's surgery is very powerful. The scalpel is so fast that you can't even feel the pain!"

Cheng Lei clamped his legs tighter.

After the mechanical nurse finished cutting the vegetables, she began to chop the meat, the fat-faced beast kneaded the dough, and the dark night dancer used her dexterous hands to make dumplings.

Cheng Lei looked at Deng Man's three capable elves, and then looked at his own:

Er Qing kept her saliva while waiting for Deng Man to cook, and did not forget to throw snacks into her mouth.

Ao Tian begged Er Qing to play with him, but the little girl only stared at the kitchen, how could he care about him? It went to harass Zi Li again, but was slapped away by Zi Li.

After Zi Li slapped Ao Tian away with his claws, he continued to sleep on the dining table.

A delicious and lazy one!

Cheng Lei was so angry that he picked up the three little guys and threw them all into the elf room, saying: "Practice your skills by yourself! Zi Li, you supervise the work!"

Zi Li was confused. As soon as he woke up, he could only force his two colleagues to practice their skills.

Deng Man watched him training the elf, and smiled while cooking: "Don't worry Erqing, they will make dumplings after I finish cooking. I see there is mutton here, so let's make mutton stuffing!"

"Can you still eat dumplings?" Cheng Lei was convinced. The treatment was too high and he couldn't help but said, "I'll tell the fat man not to come here. He doesn't deserve such a good treatment!"

Unfortunately, Wang Tao was fearless on the way to eat and completely ignored Cheng Lei's message asking him to go back. He rushed outside the villa and shouted: "Lei Zi, I am wearing a mouth today. I will definitely only eat, not be a light bulb!"

Cheng Lei rolled his eyes, opened the door and said, "Come on, look at the pile of materials in your hand, are you going to use my alchemy room?"

"Hehe, whoever sees it has a share. If you successfully refine the medicine, you will share half of it." Wang Tao promised, patting his chest, "This is a good thing. It is used for cultivating the soul realm. It is much stronger than the God-forging Pill we use!"

Cheng Lei sneered: "You've just started learning, right? Can this pile of materials be used successfully?"

Wang Tao chuckled and changed the subject: "Wow, it smells so good! Deng Man, your cooking skills are so good!"

Denman turned around and smiled.

Cheng Lei was just joking with him. He didn't need the medicine refining room anyway, so he said to him: "If your school can't arrange it, come to my place to use it."

"Don't worry, I'll be able to figure out the new medicine in half a month, and I'll cover all the cultivation pills for Erqing, Latiao and Zili!" Wang Tao assured.

The three little guys in the elf room all heard what he said, and Er Qing was very happy. Even Ao Tian didn't care that he called himself Latiao, and clapped his hands excitedly with Er Qing.

Perhaps because Fatty is a foodie, even with the same cultured pills, the taste he makes is much stronger than others.

According to Erqing, the cultivation pills he bought are medicine, and good medicine tastes bitter! Wang Tao’s ones look like chocolate beans and come in a variety of flavors. No wonder they are so happy.

"Let's finish the meal first and then make the medicine." Wang Tao put down the materials, saw Deng Man's busy figure, and asked Cheng Lei quietly, "You are so virtuous, are you excited? Now that you are in college, parents and schools don't care, you can fall in love. La! What's more, you have an independent villa, so you can live together directly, tsk tsk..."

Cheng Lei shrugged and said nothing.

Wang Tao continued to ask: "By the way, Shen Ling'er has a very good relationship with you! Which one do you want to choose?"

Cheng Lei remembered a saying on the Internet: "Children only make choices, adults..."

"Wait a minute, look at the fat-faced beast, hugging him from left to right." Wang Tao pointed to the three elves in the kitchen.

The fat white buttocks of the fat-faced beast took up the largest space in front of the chopping board. The Night Dancer and the mechanical nurse had to squeeze together with it, looking like they were nestling in its arms.

"Elves can do it, but humans can't?" Cheng Lei was dissatisfied.

"But it doesn't have Xiaojiji!" Wang Tao saw blood with a single blow.

Fat-faced beasts reproduce asexually, and of course there are no little jijijis!

Cheng Lei felt a chill in his crotch, thinking of the mechanical nurse's sharp scalpel.

While the two were discussing whether it was a harem or a single heroine, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Who else did you call?" Wang Tao stood at the door, turned around and opened the door, but was pushed over.

"Hey, where's the party? Stop gathering and move out!" A sinister voice sounded.

Cheng Lei frowned.

Wang Tao looked shocked: "Leizi, you are still in arrears with the 350 yuan accommodation fee! The landlord is here to evict you!"

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