Global Humanoid

Chapter 299 A Farce

Although some people were shouting about robbery, after the three men from Lin Meng rushed out, they saw that the street was very peaceful.

After some people glanced at the shouting woman for a few times, they continued walking on the path they were supposed to take, without even any pause in their steps, which was more fluent than their hand-rushing rhythm. And some people simply don't even look at it, and the frequency of alternating their feet increases.

Should I say it was calm?

Lin Meng ignored these people and looked at a woman beside the street green belt who was sweating profusely, stamping her feet anxiously, and kept shouting about robbery.

A section of the road in front of her, a man put on a helmet without panic, carried a battery car on his back, stepped on the asphalt road with his legs like a giant monkey on both sides of the pedals, ran for a certain distance, and then pulled back. Feet, we are about to enter the corner.

No driver would cause the slightest trouble to this man, and even moved to the side as if to make way for him.

"I'll go." Wuming said, leaning forward slightly, bending down at the waist, two white lights suddenly appeared on the soles of her shoes, and then she whipped up a strong wind, as if penetrating through space, and headed straight to the end of the street. .

Kiritani Kazuto raised his eyebrows at Lin Meng, as if to say: Your sister is quite capable.

"He is a future hero." The corners of Lin Meng's mouth turned up, and then he suddenly frowned: "But I hope this girl won't attack people with her moves."

It is illegal to use the power of the spirit soul on people in public. The scope of "illegality" is more intuitive: you cannot use moves on people, even healing moves.

The man driving the battery car saw an inexplicable white light rushing towards him through the rearview mirror. He was suddenly startled and violently broke the accelerator handle with his hand, trying to get away from the pursuer.

But there is no doubt that even in 2022, battery cars will only improve in terms of battery power, and there is still not much progress in power output. After a while, Wuming caught up with him, following with his feet like lightning, following on the right side of the battery car. He turned to the side and looked at him teasingly, with a hint of ridicule in the slightly raised corners of his mouth.

"Damn it! Go away!"

The man's expression could not be seen clearly from the helmet, but it was not difficult to hear his shock and anger from his furious voice.

He suddenly turned the front of the car, and the vehicle next to him braked in panic, and a long, squeaking sound echoed throughout the street.

After the man turned the front of the car, he kicked out Wuming with his right leg.

This kid probably grew up playing violent motorcycles.

Wuming tipped his toes, and the white light on the sole disappeared. His delicate body was immediately blown by a breeze, like a willow leaf fluttering, and moved back to avoid the kick.

However, due to the inertia of exerting force, the man could not control the front of the car and screamed twice in horror. The battery car swayed from side to side as if he was drunk.

"Ah! My car!"

The woman who was robbed cried out.

Wuming took a step forward, and the white light reappeared, as if it had crossed the space. In an instant, he appeared in front of the electric car, with one hand firmly grasping the handlebar.

squeak--!

The sudden front brake caused the rear wheel of the battery car to tilt up. Before the tire could hit the ground, the man who stole the car screamed and fell to the side.

boom!

Take it hard.

The man's head was intact under the protection of the helmet. He was lying on the ground with his hands covering his body. He couldn't even scream. Hissing sounds and occasional painful moans came from the black helmet.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief, then suddenly remembered something, pointed at a stunned man in a suit next to her, and shouted angrily: "This person is with him!"

"What!?" The man in suit holding the briefcase was startled. He looked at Lin Meng, turned around with panic on his face, and ran away.

But if he were allowed to run away, Lin Meng could also learn a local specialty move - committing seppuku.

As he stepped forward with his long legs and stretched out his hands, Lin Meng pinched the back of the man in the suit's neck like a cat. The crackling sound made the man cry out in pain, and he reached out to scratch Lin Meng.

Lin Meng threw him to the ground and he fell heavily to the ground, landing on his butt.

At this time, Wuming had already twisted the hands of the car robber behind his waist and escorted him over.

"Thank you! Thank you!" The woman kept thanking her.

"fine."

Lin Meng waved his hand: "You call the police, and these two people will be handed over to the police."

"Okay, thank you very much."

The woman thanked her again and took out her flip phone from her bag.

The people around now gathered around, watching with interest, and the crowd whispered:

"He's a hero, right?"

"What good luck. She's wearing casual clothes. She probably met a hero who came out to eat."

"very young!"

"Why is the man wearing a mask? I want to take a photo and tweet it to see if anyone knows him."

"The girl is so cute! She looks like she stepped out of the second dimension."

"..."

After calling the police, the woman glared angrily at the surrounding crowd.

"Ouch, oops..."

On the ground, the man who snatched the car had his helmet taken off by Wuming. Now he came to his senses and kept screaming in pain.

In fact, he was fine, but when he saw the woman calling the police, he was clever and wanted to wait for the police to arrive and go to the hospital to find an opportunity to escape.

The man in the suit couldn't compare to the car robber. He looked pale and frightened. He shouted, "I'm not with him! I don't even know him! I'm wronged!"

The woman's modified slender eyebrows were raised into an inverted figure and she yelled angrily: "Nonsense! I clearly saw you helping him carry the car to the aisle!"

The man in the suit waved his hands in panic: "I'm not... I don't... I, I..."

He suppressed his blush, and it took him a while to say a complete sentence.

"I actually saw him stealing a car, and I actually wanted to stop him, but, but... he, when I walked over... I couldn't help it! He gave me money!"

The man in the suit had tears on his face. As he spoke, he opened his briefcase and took out a few bills.

Lin Meng, Wuming, Kiritani and Ren were stunned.

……

After a while, the police came.

When the man who robbed the car saw the police coming, his eyes widened and his mouth opened.

"Okay! It's you again!"

When the police saw him, they were so angry that they walked over and kicked him secretly.

The man who snatched the car cried sadly: "Why is it you again! I have already moved from Hamamatsu City to Shizuoka City. This is still the city of heroes. Doesn't it say it's dark under the lights in the movies?"

"I'll light you up!@...@&a;a;a;￥*" the policeman said in Shizuoka's foul language.

Another policeman stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and then smiled at Lin Meng and said, "Thank you for your hard work, little heroes."

"It's okay." Lin Meng waved his hand.

"But I'm sorry, could you please go to the police station and take a transcript?" the policeman said sheepishly.

It is already clear that this person is a habitual offender and cannot be caught wrongly.

It was the hero's involvement in this that made him a little surprised and nervous.

A small patrolman was not qualified to deal with heroes before.

"Ok."

Naturally, the three of them had no problem and readily agreed.

The man who robbed the car was dragged into the police car by the police. He was still crying and howling: "It's unreasonable! I did this because I didn't have money to eat! No one is allowed to eat in this world!"

After entering the police car, no one outside could see him. The policeman, who was familiar with the man who robbed the car, hit him hard on the head and angrily said, "You have hands and feet but no money to eat?"

The man who robbed the car continued to cry: "Is money called money now? More than ten years ago, 500 yen could take away two bags of instant noodles, five ham sausages, two bottles of beer, a razor and a roll of toilet paper from the supermarket. Can it be done now?"

Lin Meng was surprised and said: "How cheap were things like this more than ten years ago? Why didn't I know?"

"The price?" The man who robbed the car said with a sad face: "What are the prices! Now they have surveillance cameras installed!"

Everyone: "..."

……

After the police car drove away, the crowd of passers-by dispersed without any excitement.

A middle-aged man in an apron slapped his thigh and screamed: "What kind of world is this? The person who stole the car was caught, and the person who ate the Overlord meal has to cooperate in recording the transcript?"

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