The Great Bandit of Journey to the West

Chapter 116 Wait another quarter of an hour

Chapter 116 Wait another quarter of an hour

"Holy monk, why are you bald on top of your head?"

"Hey? Holy Monk, why do you have so many chest hairs? Did a clump of hair that fell out of your head grow onto your chest?"

Under the cover of night, the Queen sneaked into Jiang Feng's room, but the more she touched the holy monk on the bed, the more strange he seemed; his whole being exuded oddity.

Just as I was about to peek out to get a closer look at his face, a sudden gust of foul wind blew open the door.

The queen was startled and was about to scream when she was swept away by a whirlwind, along with Sha Wujing on the bed, who also disappeared.

Just as dawn was breaking, Bai Suzhen suddenly pushed open the door of the woodshed and immediately saw Jiang Feng sitting cross-legged on the ground, practicing the ascetic method.

"Jiang Feng, something terrible has happened! Wujing has been captured by a monster again!"

Jiang Feng slowly opened his eyes: "Don't panic. Wujing has been captured by monsters before. He will protect himself."

"this----"

Bai Suzhen was stunned for a moment, then said, "The Queen has also been captured by the monster."

Jiang Feng frowned, puzzled, and asked, "Why would a monster capture the queen? That doesn't make sense."

Bai Suzhen's feelings were indescribable. She sighed and said, "According to the palace maids around the Queen, the Queen secretly sneaked into your room last night. She was probably captured along with Wujing."

Jiang Feng said with a strange expression, "Sigh, look at the mess this has made. You can't argue with Wujing's charm. So many monsters have wanted to eat him along the way, and now even the Queen can't resist him!"

Bai Suzhen was speechless: "Do you dare to put your hand on your conscience and tell me how Wujing ended up like this?"

Jiang Feng snorted and said proudly, "I threw away that conscience the very first day I joined the Buddhist sect!"

Bai Suzhen: "————"

Is this something to be proud of?

At this moment, Zhao Ming'er suddenly popped her head out of the haystack, lay on the dry grass, rested her chin on her hands, and looked at Jiang Feng with admiration: "As expected of a highly virtuous monk who is devoted to Buddhism, he is so devout that he has even offered his conscience to Buddha!"

Bai Suzhen was dumbfounded: "No, can this sentence be interpreted like that?"

Jiang Feng comforted her, "Xiao Bai, don't worry. Just wait patiently for another fifteen minutes, and then we'll go rescue Wu Jing and the Queen."

Bai Suzhen frowned slightly: "Why wait another quarter of an hour? Are you waiting for someone to come and help?"

"No, that's not it."

As he spoke, he tapped his legs, which were crossed, and said with a sad expression, "I haven't meditated in so long that they're so numb I can't stand up."

Bai Suzhen:

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While Bai Suzhen was in a state of utter confusion, inside the Pipa Cave, the Scorpion Demon was whipping Sha Wujing.

Sha Wujing suffered this undeserved calamity. Although he was protected by his protective aura and the guardian deities, and felt no pain, he was still furious from the beating. He shouted angrily, "What an unfilial female demon! You captured your grandfather Sha here for no reason, just to beat him for your amusement?"

The scorpion demon was so enraged that flames shot from his nostrils, scorching his beard. He then threw his whip to the ground and roared, "Where did you come from, monster? Why are you impersonating a monk on his journey to the West to retrieve the scriptures?"

Sha Wujing roared, "Bullshit! What impersonation? I, your grandpa, am the monk on my way to the Western Paradise to retrieve the scriptures!"

The scorpion demon roared in fury, "You're the one talking nonsense! I've heard people say that the holy monk from the Great Sui Dynasty is exceptionally handsome, as good-looking as Pan An!"

"And look at you, a blue-faced, bearded monster, so ugly even ghosts would run away. It would be merciful for the holy monk to kill you on sight!"

Feeling wronged, Sha Wujing turned to the Queen beside him and shouted, "Queen, you be my witness! Tell this demon, am I not a monk on a pilgrimage to the West?"

The Queen wanted to ambush Jiang Feng, but she chose the wrong person and was caught red-handed. She was now filled with shame.

Upon hearing Sha Wujing's question, she wore a look of utter despair and muttered, "Don't talk to me, I just want some peace and quiet right now."

The scorpion demon sneered, "Keep making excuses! Why don't you let the Queen prove it for you?"

Sha Wujing, filled with grief and indignation, said, "You are all being unreasonable! How am I not a monk on a pilgrimage to the West to obtain the scriptures?!"

"Still dare to be stubborn!"

Enraged, the scorpion demon picked up the leather whip from the ground and was about to lash out at Sha Wujing again.

Just then, a little demon ran in and reported, "Your Majesty, a strangely dressed chicken demon has come to the gate, saying he's here to demand his apprentice, the Bearded Monster!"

The scorpion demon was taken aback, then looked at Sha Wujing with a smug expression: "Now what do you have to say? Even your master said you're just a bearded monster!"

Sha Wujing: "————"

This is completely inexplicable. Without asking, the chicken demon outside must be Jiang Feng in disguise.

He even suspected that Jiang Feng had orchestrated his capture by the monster, and that he had simply become Jiang Feng's scapegoat!

You stinking monk, just you wait! Sooner or later I'll put a golden headband on you and make you chant it three hundred times a day!

Regardless of what Sha Wujing was thinking, on the other side, the Scorpion Demon had already arrived outside the cave carrying a three-pronged steel fork.

She looked closely and saw a chicken demon standing in front of the cave, wearing a black coat on top, overalls on the bottom, and a middle parting in its hair, holding an orange ball in its hands.

After glancing at the chicken demon's bizarre attire, the scorpion demon shouted, "State your name, you who come here! I do not kill nameless nobodies!"

Jiang Feng, with a strong voice, said: "A cry pierces the nine heavens, wings can shield from the eternal cold. Golden eyes dare to fight against the Heavenly General, sharp claws can capture the immortals of the world."

I am the Rooster King of Chicken Crowing Mountain, Dog Thief Cave, and the Great Sage Qi Kun!

The scorpion demon was shocked by his long list of titles, and then said somewhat uncertainly, "I don't think I've ever heard of them."

Jiang Feng looked completely unconcerned: "That's right, you haven't heard of me. I'm planning to wreak havoc in the underworld in five hundred years, then you'll know my name, Old Ji!"

Scorpion Demon: "————"

It doesn't take five hundred years; I already know now.

Sensing that the chicken demon was somewhat mentally unstable, she sighed helplessly and said, "Fine, I'll give you face today and release your disciple. From now on, you should discipline him properly and make sure he doesn't impersonate a holy monk again."

Jiang Feng glanced at her in surprise, then realized that she must be extremely afraid of chickens, and would not want to fight the chicken demon unless absolutely necessary.

Having figured this out, he gave an arrogant "hmm" and said, "Release the Queen of the Women's Kingdom as well, and I, the Great Sage, will remember this favor."

The scorpion demon refused, saying, "That won't do. I'm keeping this queen to exchange for the holy monk; I can't let you take her away."

A cold glint flashed in Jiang Feng's eyes: "So there's no room for negotiation?"

The scorpion demon said coldly, "There's nothing to discuss."

Jiang Feng flipped his hand and pulled out the shotgun he had refined a few days ago, saying with a smirk, "Since there's nothing to talk about, then let's not talk at all!"

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