Chapter 1005 Ma Ma, Tang Monk died, what a scary monkey
Chapter 1005 Ma Ma, Tang Monk died, what a scary monkey
"monster!?"
Ye Fan's eyes widened in surprise, and then he suddenly remembered the fact that he still had a pair of wings behind him. Ye Fan couldn't help but shook his head in astonishment, and said, "Then what, I'm not a monster, I just like to play role-playing."
"role play!?"
Tang Seng turned his head to look at the wings behind Ye Fan, stretched out his hand and tugged. He didn't know where this fat-headed and big-eared monk got so much strength. This tugging made Ye Fan feel pain. He bared his teeth and said, "What are you doing!"
"Benefactor, I think you are handsome and have an extraordinary demeanor. You must be a good demon!"
"Ugh?"
Ye Fan looked at the four masters and apprentices in a daze, oh yes, there was a white dragon horse beside him, but then again, how could there be such a weird scene in Liangjie Mountain?
Could it be that he crossed over again!
However, if time travels, the specifications of the four masters and apprentices are a bit unreliable!
Especially Tang Seng, Tang Seng who eats meat, wait, what is that gourd hanging on his waist, wine gourd! ?
Ye Fan has never been so ignorant. This scene has simply exceeded Ye Fan's bottom line. To be a human being, we must have integrity. The image we have had for many years is completely destroyed at this moment, master.
"As the saying goes, monsters are born of demons, people are born of people, you have wings, you are a monster, so I call you a monster, there is no problem, the key is, look at you, a monster, you have a good personality, you are obedient, and you are so foolish!"
Tang Seng said with a smile, that fat head and big ears made Ye Fan's face look chilly, what do you mean by fooling around, your brother and I have such a low IQ! ?
"Benefactor, look, we should have gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties here, and we have only passed eighty difficulties after calculating all the way. This is one less difficulty, so I will trouble you, benefactor!"
Tang Seng clasped his hands together, a piece of minced meat still sticking to his fingernails. Seeing Tang Seng here, he smirked, put it in his mouth, and bit it off. Then he smiled at Ye Fan who was startled again, and said: "Benefactor, you think this is good. Send the Buddha to the West. Why don't you help us?"
"help!?"
Ye Fan looked over in surprise, on the other side, Monkey King raised his head and looked at him fiercely, Ye Fan was also stunned, oh shit, this script is wrong, no matter how you look at it, there is no bottom line at all!
How could Xing Zhe be so cruel?
Especially when Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror, the Drifting Monk smirked, and the White Dragon Horse gnawed grass staringly.
"Yes, benefactor, kidnap me!"
Tang Seng looked at Ye Fan seriously, and handed over a rope very seriously.
"Uh--"
Ye Fan, who suddenly saw this scene, was already dumbfounded, what the hell, all the f*cking props are ready.
"No, master, you have come all the way, so it is possible that all the eighty hardships have come here!?"
Ye Fan looked at Tang Seng in astonishment with a dazed expression on his face.
"Yeah, oh no, in fact, we all went through eighty hardships in a serious way."
Tang Seng covered his mouth, laughed, and his face turned red. The scary thing was that when he said that he was going through the eighty ordeals in a serious manner, the monkey on one side covered his face with a uncomfortable expression, and even Bajie groaned with disdain: "Every time there is a difficulty, just run, just avoid it, find a little monster to kidnap casually, and then eat him, you are so talented!"
"Shut up, pig!"
Monkey King directly slapped Zhu Bajie on the head, causing Zhu Bajie to smile coquettishly, and then he shut up wisely, but he didn't dare to play with Monkey King, this monkey is so ruthless.
"Go on, donkey!"
The monkey waved his hand at the monk, and the Tang monk looked at Ye Fan with a confused face with a smile on his face, and said, "How about a benefactor, think about it, and help us!"
"Help, how to help!?"
Ye Fan looked at Tang Seng in front of him in surprise, but when he looked over, Ye Fan was also dumbfounded, you uncle, you tie yourself up yourself, ouch, I'll go.
I only saw Tang Seng sitting on the side of the gazebo stake, tying himself with ropes, and greeted Ye Fan: "Come on, benefactor, help me!"
"what!?"
Ye Fan was a little dumbfounded, help, how can your sister help!
"Yes, monkey,"
"Later!"
"Uh-huh,
"Okay, I'll satisfy you!"
Ye Fan watched the conversation between the master and the apprentice stupidly from one side. He felt that his entire outlook on life had been completely subverted. He was very unscrupulous before, but now, this morality has disappeared at all, okay?
"Hurry up, what are you doing standing there, what's the matter, believe it or not, my grandson hacked you to death!"
Ye Fan looked at the monkey holding one in his hand, wait, it's not a golden cudgel, what the hell, it's a watermelon knife!
The gleaming watermelon knife was being held by the monkey at this moment, and it was placed under Ye Fan's neck. Ye Fan's face was cold, I just saw it, brother monkey, you are depraved, the stick is no longer playing with the blade, you.
"Xinxin, what, how do you tie it?"
Ye Fan followed Monkey King to the Tang Monk's back with a confused look on his face. Monkey King gave a smirk and said, "Bajie, I borrow that book to study!"
"No, you gave me the one last time, but this is the last one, I won't give it to you if I kill you!"
Zhu Bajie just shook his head, like a rattle, Ye Fan was a little blank on one side, what book! ?
"No? Believe it or not, Lao Sun will kill you right now!"
The monkey, with a proud face, looked at Zhu Bajie resolutely, threatening with a cold expression.
"I'll give it to me, it's not Brother Monkey, when you can bully others, don't choose me, okay, okay, give—"
Zhu Bajie nodded the pig's head in distress, and handed a beautiful magazine to Monkey King, and Ye Fan, who saw this magazine, was even more stupid.
My sister, Playboy, is still a hardcover version, this, how is this possible, this is so unscientific!
Now, Ye Fan's heart is really thundering, especially when he saw Sun Wukong giving Tang Monk a very skillful expression, Ye Fan really felt that his integrity was really gone, and it was smashed to pieces. Brother, you are a monkey, Monkey King, Monkey King!
But no matter what, Tang Seng at this time was only tied up by a monkey, but the Tang Seng was still nagging, saying: "This is not the right way to tie up Bajie. This is the only way for Bajie. The poor monk is A, it is A, Bajie's is E, it is E, this is not suitable, change the method, change the method!"
"Fuck you, bald donkey, why are you talking so much fucking nonsense, you can tie me up however you want, shut your mouth!"
"How can you say that about Master, Master will be sad!"
"Damn, you are so disgusting to my grandson!"
"Then when you call someone a little kiss—uh—uh—"
Ye Fan looked at the monkey in astonishment. Because of too much strength, maybe he was really disgusted so he didn't notice that Tang Seng was strangled to death by him, and he died!
Ye Fan blinked his eyes, and there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in his heart. This, this is okay, this Tang Seng died so badly, his tongue stuck out.
"Wahaha, this dead bald donkey is dead, finally dead, come, come, share the luggage, I want to go back to Gao Laozhuang!"
Zhu Bajie, who was looking in the mirror, was stunned for a moment, but after seeing Tang Seng really hanged up, he jumped up. This doesn't look like a fat pig weighing more than 400 kilograms.
"Hehe, hehe—"
Seeing Sha Wujing who Tang Seng had hanged up, he just grinned dryly, showing no sign of sadness.
Even the white dragon horse on one side squinted its eyes and shook its head and tail.
This, what kind of combination is this!
Why is this so different from the Journey to the West in the [-] edition? Oh sweetie, my childhood!
"Share your sister's luggage, shut up!"
Sun Wukong just turned fiercely at the two brothers and the white dragon horse on one side. Seeing that the three guys were well-behaved and honest, he snorted, grabbed two monkey hairs with his right hand, transformed into a whetstone and a razor, and squatted there to sharpen the knife.
And Ye Fan can be regarded as seeing the position of the monkey in the hearts of these people. This cliff is the big brother, the status of the world that no one can shake.
But, what is he doing with a razor and a whetstone?
"I said, come, come, sit here."
While greeting Ye Fan, the monkey said to Bajie next to him, "Light a fire, Drifting Monk, go boil water, Xiaobai, you have worked hard this time, turn into a steamer, let's treat this little brother to eat Tang Monk meat!"
what! ?
No, please, invite me to eat Tang Monk meat!
This Tang Monk has been with you for eighty years, eighty years, how many springs and autumns, my god, it's not cold yet, it's going to be steamed in a pot, my god!
etc--
Ye Fan seemed to vaguely understand why this monkey had to use a razor and a whetstone to polish it, what the hell was he going to shave his head and let him replace Tang Seng!
"I said little brother, if you eat this Tang Monk meat, you can live forever. As long as you eat it later, you will be able to live forever. It's guaranteed to be cool. I'm looking for a vixen for you. You can also do shameful things with the vixen girl. How about it? It's so cool!"
The monkey patted Ye Fan's shoulder and spoke in a persuasive manner.
Uh--
Listening to the monkey's suggestion, Ye Fan thought to himself, if this is called an ordinary monster, he would definitely be willing, but who is he? He is the emperor of reincarnation.
"Little brother, I'll shave you for a while. From now on, you'll be Tang Seng. How about it?"
The monkey smiled at Ye Fan, and Ye Fan couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he saw his tyrannical teeth showing, damn it, I guessed it right!
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